Happy Koriteh to all my Muslim friends! I hope that's the right way to spell it! I believe that it's the celebration held at the end of the holy month of Ramadan, when there is a fast during daylight hours.
I have the greatest respect for those people who can observe it. Years ago, while I was staying with friends in the village I tried to follow the rule of no food or drink. I think I managed 3 days and then my friends ordered me to stop! I was, they said, exempt because of my age and they didn't want me to come to any harm. They said that they respected my attempt, but it wasn't a good idea to make myself ill. They provided food for me at lunch time and checked that I was drinking water regularly. I was more than happy to contribute to the feast at the end of the month!
May I take this chance to wish all my friends Good Health, Long Life, and Happiness.
Tom
Wednesday, 6 July 2016
Monday, 4 July 2016
A preview page from one of the Malinding Village books
10)
Rachel's smiling at me. I've done something right. Or
something write? This book seems to be a book about a book. How not to write a
book? Do all writers agonise about what they're trying to say? Or do they just
sit down in their studies, smile at the beautiful bunch of flowers their fan
club sent, gaze out at their swimming pools, sip at a G & T and then write
perfect prose at the rate of a thousand words an hour? What is a G & T?
Must be something to drink if you sip at it. I've got this old laptop with
windows 98 and a battery that lasts all of half an hour if I don't play games.
Couple of hundred words a day? If I'm lucky. I once did five hundred but when I
read it I was so ashamed. I shouldn't have thoughts like that. Rachel** said I
should have kept them in, they were what this book is really about. But what if
one of my teachers - what if Miss Ellesmere - read it? Not that it's likely
that anyone will ever read it, but what if?
I wish I could keep this book in order, day-by-day, month-by-month. It
keeps leaping about from year to year then back to another year. That last bit
I wrote, about love and lovers. That was before I went to Uni.
I need a time line. BW and AW. Before wheels and after
wheels.
Sorry, I came to a grinding halt after that last thought.
Why do halts grind? Teeth grind. Mills
grind. How do halts grind? Halt! Who goes there? An old lame lady, sir. She
goes haltingly. I'm rabbiting on and on. Haltingly. It's a good job I've got
Rachel to talk to. I'd be talking to myself otherwise. Going quietly mad. Stark
raving starkers mad - like I did at school after those prefects assaulted me. I
wonder what happened to them? I could make something up about them, I'm a liar:
all writers are liars, well, the fictional ones are. I'm fictional, you know. I
am. So's Rachel and everybody else I know. We're all a pack of liars.
It's a bit like being a god, being a writer. What would I do
to the prefects?* You want to know? O.K. How's this: on their way home, after
the head teacher had sacked them, they rescued a kitten that had fallen into
the canal. They took turns to give it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and wrapped
it up in my skirt (which they'd stolen as a souvenir). They took it to the
R.S.P.C.A. and it later found a good home with an old lady who lived a long,
long way from any dangerous water. Sadly, on their way home they were trampled
by a Mastodon which had escaped from a secret research centre and had to be
shot before it trampled the whole population of Weaverham. It took years to
breed another Mastodon from DNA and stem cells. I've just re-read that last bit
and realised what a nasty piece of work I am. Still, I'm not going to change
it. I hope it's not true …
Rachel's vanished. Maybe the last bit of the story was too
far-fetched even for her? Maybe. She's pretty far-fetched herself; maybe that's
why we get on so well together. If I had a real friend I'd like her to be like
Rach. I know she's not gone far because she never does. She once stayed away
for nearly a whole week. She thought I was becoming too dependent on her. But
she did come back. She doesn't find fault with me so much nowadays. She used to
be on my case all the time, day and night, but now we're best mates. She does
give me that look at times and I stop and think what I've said or what I've
done that wasn't quite right. Not appropriate kind of thing. I worry a bit
about my state of mind. I was unconscious for a couple of days after the
accident. I wonder if a few of my brain-cells opted out and didn't grow back. I
never had that many to start with. know
I'm not normal. Normal people have legs and walk and run and dance and swim. I
can swim, actually. Sort of doggy-paddle a lobster might do. My instructor
thought it was a variety of butterfly-stroke, so that's it then: the
halting-moth crawl. It works, gets me from one end of the pool to the other.
*Three racist senior students had attacked Jodie on her first day at school.
** Rachel is Jodie's imaginary friend.
Saturday, 2 July 2016
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Friday, 1 July 2016
Back on course!
Been rather busy for a while. Slow progress for a while, trying to get funds to a student teacher. We use a money transfer that used to be called Bayba. Normally it's been excellent, beneficiaries frequently receiving money on the day we send it. In all the years we've been supporting West Africans things have never gone wrong. Until a couple of weeks ago. We'd promised help to a young trainee teacher that we've known for a while. The system is that a trainee works full time in a school, hopefully with the support of the rest of the staff, and is paid a small wage. He or she saves as much as possible and attends Training College during the summer vacation. There are charges for books, uniform (a T-shirt) and travel expenses. Three weeks ago H reminded me, very politely, of our promise. I immediately paid the money into the Bayba account, they sent me the transfer code and I passed that on to H. All she had to do was turn up at the collection point, quote the code and show her ID card and walk away with the money. Not so this time: code not recognised, call again tomorrow. H did this three times without success then WhatsApped me. I checked: code correct - try again. I emailed her copies of my documents, H tried again. Code not recognised. Somehow H managed to mislay her ID card.
Cutting a long story a bit shorter, I cancelled that transaction, Bayba refunded the money and I asked K (GOES agent) to receive the money and pass it onto H. That took one day, worked perfectly. H has the funds for her course and all she has to do now is to find or replace her ID card. No problem!
Now problems either for young S - the child who needed an operation on his eye a couple of years ago. GOES funded his trip to Senegal for the operation and subsequent visits for after-care. We can now report his complete cure.
J's wheelchair needed a small repair and this has been attended to.
Thanks, friends. You know who you are!
Best wishes,
Tom & Joyce.
Cutting a long story a bit shorter, I cancelled that transaction, Bayba refunded the money and I asked K (GOES agent) to receive the money and pass it onto H. That took one day, worked perfectly. H has the funds for her course and all she has to do now is to find or replace her ID card. No problem!
Now problems either for young S - the child who needed an operation on his eye a couple of years ago. GOES funded his trip to Senegal for the operation and subsequent visits for after-care. We can now report his complete cure.
J's wheelchair needed a small repair and this has been attended to.
Thanks, friends. You know who you are!
Best wishes,
Tom & Joyce.
Friday, 10 June 2016
Every penny counts!
Hi Tom,
Hope all is well with you and Gambian Occasional Emergency Support (GOES). The sun is shining and your supporters are shopping, so I'm here to help you make sure they don't forget to collect donations for Gambian Occasional Emergency Support (GOES).
Hope all is well with you and Gambian Occasional Emergency Support (GOES). The sun is shining and your supporters are shopping, so I'm here to help you make sure they don't forget to collect donations for Gambian Occasional Emergency Support (GOES).
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Saturday, 4 June 2016
Jodie's hard at work!
That's Jodie, in the bottom right hand corner of the window. She's not best pleased. In fact, she's several miles away from being even slightly pleased. I knew it was a mistake to encourage her to write a book by herself. Just because she features in the opening pages of 'Empty Bananas' (you did get your copy a couple of weeks ago when it was on free offer? Good.) Just because she was pleased to see herself in print she thought she could write a book. Well, to be honest she's had a very interesting life. She's seen some very tough times and she's coped brilliantly. I tried to give her a few hints but, fair enough, she wanted to do it her way. She was busy every day, managed to use Word without too much trouble, wrote and re-wrote, read it aloud - sometimes at half past two in the morning. Then, she 'lost' half her work. Possibly didn't save it, possibly didn't have 'auto-save' on? Who knows? Bear in mind that she's a fictional character herself, it can't be easy working in a factual world!
Well, she's still there, in the shed at the bottom of the garden, tap-tap-tapping away. Honestly? Would I lie to you?
best wishes,
Tom
Well, she's still there, in the shed at the bottom of the garden, tap-tap-tapping away. Honestly? Would I lie to you?
best wishes,
Tom
Monday, 23 May 2016
I deserve cake!
Yes, I do! I've completed the Gift Aid claim and sent it off! Took 37 attempts but good old English imprecations such as "Drat" and "Double Drat" and "Bother" and "Goodness Gracious" and "Trudget" won the day. Joyce, Jodie and the whole population of Malinding village held their breath and crossed their fingers and it worked!
Talking of Malinding there's still a couple of days left to download the free, revised version of Empty Bananas from Amazon eBooks. Jodie wants me to mention that she's the first character you meet when you start to read the book (unless you start at the back!)
I need a cup of tea and a piece of cake. Ah, Jodie has a very guilty look on her face ...
P.S. Not all this post is fiction!
Tom
Talking of Malinding there's still a couple of days left to download the free, revised version of Empty Bananas from Amazon eBooks. Jodie wants me to mention that she's the first character you meet when you start to read the book (unless you start at the back!)
I need a cup of tea and a piece of cake. Ah, Jodie has a very guilty look on her face ...
P.S. Not all this post is fiction!
Tom
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